GOVENOR HAS AN AFFAIR WITH HIS MAID FOR TWENTY YEARS AND FATHERS A CHILD SAME TIME HIS WIFE DELIVERS HER CHILD…SENATOR CONFESSES TO WIFE WHILE SHE IS ON HER DEATHBED THAT HE WANTS A DIVORCE…FUTURE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE IS ACCUSED OF ALLEGEDLY RAPING A HOUSEKEEPER.
The next bestseller?
No but turn on your tv and if you wasn’t up on your current events affairs you would swear these headlines were fiction novels. It is so sad to see grown ass men and women going H.A.M. on tv, radio and the internet with each other. Name calling, backstabbing, laundering of monies I mean damn the Mob looks like The Smurfs compared to these politicians! So with all of the salicious slandering and outlandish situations these politicians put themselves in I’ve came to this conclusion – politicians would make great novelists.
Roll with me a minute now.
Think about it, politicians create these elaborate schemes to cover their asses or to manipulate the system. Isn’t that what fiction writers do? Although the stories blasting on the tv and internet are true you have to admit the shit makes you wanna write a novel.
Politicians should quit their day job of dishing out pipe dreams, taking it back to playground days of joning on their classmates and screwing up the economy to become full time writers.
Do you agree with my lil theory? Do politicians need to step down and write novels or do you care? Maybe I’m trippin?
Peace and luv!